J. Michael Straczynski's Babylon 5

Killer typo..

I don't want to get killed because of a typo. It would be embarrassing.

— Commander Susan Ivanova,
Babylon 5 - Season 3 - A Day in the Strife

Nope, Still Stuck in Committee

"Rules of combat older than contact with other races. Did not mention aliens. Rules change caught up in committee. Not come through yet."

— Former Green Drazi Leader, The Geometry of Shadows

Eenie, Meanie...

"Now, landing thrusters.. landing thrusters, hmm. Now if I were a landing thruster, which one of these would I be?"

— Londo, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part II

...and a Dash of Salt?

"The universe is driven by the complex interaction between three ingredients: matter, energy, and enlightened self-interest."

— G'Kar, Survivors

Celsius or Farenheit?

"I'm waiting. For an apology."
"You better check the temperature in Hell first."

— Dr. Stephen Franklin and Sinclair, Believers

Sticks and Stones...

"You're a vicious man."
"I'm Head of Security. It's in the job description."

— Ivanova and Garibaldi, The War Prayer

Cross Your Fingers!

"With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain .."
".. and you will know fear .."
".. and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight."

— G'Kar and Na'Toth to Tu'Pari, The Parliament of Dreams

How Long Is That?

"You still haven't told me when the commander is due back."
"Soon."
"How soon is soon?"
"Longer than little while, faster than later."

— Mary Ann Cramer and Security Chief Michael Garibaldi, Infection